First electricity now telephones. Sometimes I feel as if I were living in an H.G. Wells novel.
(Source: sundaywithoutdownton)
[20:16] abc123chewy: i’m signed up for a free condom collection
[20:16] abc123chewy: what is my life
[20:16] abc123chewy: aww poop
[20:16] abc123chewy: offer no longer exists
[20:17] abc123chewy: lol, i can get a free sample of dr. hess udder ointment
LOL. Ladies and Gentlemen, my roommate.